Thursday, January 15, 2009

It's So Cold...

It's so cold, we had to chop up the piano for firewood and it only gave us two chords.


It's so cold, I saw an Amish guy buying an electric blanket.


It's so cold, the mice are playing ice hockey in the toilet bowl.


It's so cold, down at the city morgue, you can't tell the stiffs from the guys who work there.


It's so cold that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.


It's so cold, the snowman knocked on our door and asked to sleep on the couch.


It's so cold that instead of the finger, New Yorkers are giving each other the mitten.


It's so cold that Al Gore returned his Nobel Peace Prize.


Stay warm folks!
:> )

4 comments:

Wings and Paws Primitives said...

I love it, you had me giggling the whole way!! Hugs and Loves... MO

PS....Stay warm my friend

tattered 'n torn prims said...

Ain't that the truth!!!! I just saw that Al says that these frigid temps are proof of global warming!!! YEA!!! Alright.....and I ain't got no money cause I'm so wealthy too!!!!

Thanks for the giggles!!
Stace

Meadowbrook Cabin Primitives said...

Yes, tis winter .... a real olde fashioned winter.. the kind we used to know...with lots of snow and cold ! Global warming ..what a bunch of bull.. everything goes in cycles.. including the weather..

wow..what till I tell hubby that you can get two chords of wood from a piano !.. LOL
Hugs and thanks for the laughs !
Well, time for another log on the ole fire ....
Linda

Rachael Kinnison said...

You always make me laugh so hard!!! And that music! Your a riot!!!! Why am I picturing you hoppin aroun dlike that little chick up there! LOL
Im ready for spring too!
xoxoxo r

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