Thursday, February 5, 2009

She's Wanted, Dead Or Alive...

Today the scale is tippin' more towards the dead side.


I just got back from my mornin' walk. I thought it odd the only canine daughters to greet me were Darla and Gracie. Hmmmm... Where oh where could Hannah be?



Did she run away from home?!


Could she have been dog-napped?!




Nope...


(I'm not that lucky)



I found this.
While I was gone, Hannah was at it again and pulled another "Mary Lou Retton" move. She managed to catapult herself up onto my computer chair and grab one of my Staheekum slippers off my desk. She still has some red flannel stuck between her teeth. Man, I loved those slippers too.


Mind you before I even walk out to get my mail, I scan the area for anythin' she might consider a tasty tidbit. She can't be trusted.


I am at my wits' end with this dog! Heck she's almost nine years old, shouldn't she be out of this "phase"? Unless I duct tape her to an immovable object, I don't know what else to do!


Maybe Jon Bon Jovi will take her.
Better yet... Maybe he'll take me instead.

8 comments:

Cookie said...

LOL... poor little girl was probably starving to death and filet of mocassin sole is better than nuttin! By golly, I think I see her ribs sticking out from here, goob ♥

Susan said...

Peanut Bon Jovi...I likes the sound of that! By the way, is that Hannah in the dreadlocks? Those pictures are a hoot!

Susan

Dixie Redmond said...

I'm sorry. Did you know we're going to be getting a dog? So I've been reading the book Good Owners, Great Dogs. Maybe you need Cesar Melan to come visit for a week?

;-)

Diana said...

LOL awwww...but you love her..LOL I love your Blog...when I am having a not so great day, I can always rely on you to make me laugh!! and YOUR TALENT AMAZES ME!!

Blessings, Diana

Monkey-Cats Studio said...

Wow, your favorite slippers!! My dog use to eat blankets so I'm not going to say a word about your little one. I think Cesar would call them, "unbalanced dogs." HA!
Love your work and stopped by to say hello!
Laurie

Sherry's Cabin said...

Shame on you, Hannah! Don't you know to leave it by one of the other dogs when mommy comes home????

Karen said...

I'm laughing right now but it's not at what Hannah did...it's your writing....lol
But you can't blame her when you you leave she probably gets lonely and thinks if she keeps doing these things you won't ever leave her alone...it's a scheme! Not working though I see...lol
Karne

Kelly~MysticalEntities said...

Oh boy.....LOL I have many of those moments ;)
Lately mine is on to the kids webkinz and seapals. The kids sure aren`t happy ;)
Gotta love`m

Kelly

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