Saturday, October 31, 2009
Friday, October 30, 2009
What do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
Why did Dracula go to the doctor?
Because of his coffin.
Who turns the lights off at Halloween?
The light's witch.
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
When you're a mouse.
Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
Because he's always a goblin.
Why did the Vampire read the Wall Street Journal?
He heard it had great circulation.
What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?
The Fourth of Ghoul-ly.
What kind of ghost haunts a hen house?
What's a monster's favorite bean?
A human bean.
What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?
Have a fun and safe Halloween weekend folks.
Monday, October 26, 2009
Saturday, October 24, 2009
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
why anyone would
roast the turkey
and shuck the clams
and crisp the croutons
and shell the peas
and candy the sweets
and compote the cranberries
and bake the pies
and clear the table
and wash the dishes
and fall into bed
when they could sit back
and enjoy a hamburger."
Here's a sneak peek at one of my very special offerins' for November on The Humble Arts.
I'll keep you posted.
Sunday, October 18, 2009
Saturday, October 17, 2009
The day before the firetruck and firemen came to our school to discuss the importance of fire prevention, we participated in a contest.
We were to draw and color a picture of the dangers of fire. The followin' day, the firemen would judge our pictures and pick the winner.
I drew "Never Burn Leaves."
To the left of the man is a pile of leaves burnin', not a Stegosaurus' back. The lil' blob to the right is his terrier doggie. Those are trees in the background.
Not only did I take first place, I won the top prize of $2.50. (Yep a whoppin' two dollars and fifty cents)
Woo-hoo!! I was as proud as a peacock and sittin' pretty on my mound of cash.
But I immediately ran to the candy store after I got out of school that day. I loaded up on Pixy Stix, Mallo Cups, Wax Bottles, and Razzles.
I blew my whole stash, but it was worth it.
I want to thank my mama for savin' all my art. I am forever grateful. ♥
Thursday, October 15, 2009
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Sunday, October 11, 2009
I'll take the long way, so you can enjoy the autumn views.
These things are freakin' enormous!!
We've got 'em all over the place in these parts. It's "strange" how we haven't reaped the benefits of them though.
But I'm guessin' G.E. has.
Didn't T. Boone Pickens get stuck with a whole sh*tload of them? About two million worth, I do believe.
Boy, he must have a huge garage.