Tuesday, November 15, 2016

ATTN: All Points Bulletin...

Be on the lookout for a little green smiling ball.

Lost: 11/14/2016
Where: Who the h*ll knows??!!
Identifying Characteristics: Green. Small. Worn. Dried saliva. Smiling Teeth.

~Human mom of little Boston Terrier last saw the ball in little Boston Terrier's mouth as she stood in the kitchen.

~Human mom has been searching non stop for over 24 hours while little Boston Terrier frantically follows her around. Driving human mom absolutely insane wanting to play with her little green smiling ball but can't.

~Human mom has searched high and low. In every room. In every nook and cranny. In places there is no way the little green smiling ball could be... like the refrigerator.

~Human mom is desperate.

~Little Boston Terrier has a little red smiling ball. But refuses to play with it now because she wants the green one... that is missing.

~Human mom has another brand new smiling ball in the cupboard. But is waiting to give it to her until the little Boston Terrier's birthday which is in 6 days.

~Human mom doesn't think she can wait that long.

~It is blue. Not green.

~Human mom had no control over the color of the little smiling ball because she bought in online and you can't choose the color.

~Human mom may start drinking.

:> )


Phyllis Wood said...

Poor Stella. Or should I say poor Mommy? You might have to give her the new ball as a distraction and get her another one for her birthday. Good luck.

Countryfolk Keepsakes said...

Phyllis, I came this close ----> [ ] to giving her the new ball. I have absolutely no idea how it got behind the clothes dryer. My guess is this crooked 1861 farmhouse floor had just the right pitch for it to roll there.
I'm just thrilled she has it back! Man, I don't know who's crazier? Me or her? Ummm... Actually I do know. ;> )

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