Darla Laughs At All My Dog Jokes...

Q: What do you get if you cross a Beatle with an Australian dog?
A: Dingo Starr.

Q: What do you get if you cross a Sheepdog with a Rose?
A: A Collie-Flower.

Q: Why didn’t the dog speak to his foot?
A: Because it’s not polite to talk back to your paw.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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