It's So Cold...

It's so cold, we had to chop up the piano for firewood and it only gave us two chords.

It's so cold, I saw an Amish guy buying an electric blanket.

It's so cold, the mice are playing ice hockey in the toilet bowl.

It's so cold, down at the city morgue, you can't tell the stiffs from the guys who work there.

It's so cold that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.

It's so cold, the snowman knocked on our door and asked to sleep on the couch.

It's so cold that instead of the finger, New Yorkers are giving each other the mitten.

It's so cold that Al Gore returned his Nobel Peace Prize.

Stay warm folks!
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