The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday from a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71.
Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, The California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess of Twinkies, and
Captain Crunch.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.
The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.
He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flakey at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they have one in the oven.
He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else who may be having a crumby day and kneads a lift.
C'mon now, I know you giggled a lil'.
A big "Thank You" to sweet Laura of Our Lady Of Grace for sendin' this to me!!!
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har har har!
ReplyDeleteLOL ...I needed a good laugh..TY TY!!
ReplyDeleteThat was so cute! Thanks...it did make me smile!
ReplyDeleteNothing like a bit of a chuckle with your coffee. Thanks. Susan
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