Monday, November 24, 2008

You Might Be A Redneck If...

Sure, we've all snickered and sometimes shook our head at the stereotypical redneck jokes over the years. But it's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. So...


You might be a redneck if:
It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'


You might be a redneck if:
You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.


You might be a redneck if:
You still say Christmas instead of "Winter Festival."


You might be a redneck if:
You bow your head when someone prays.


You might be a redneck if:
You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.


You might be a redneck if:
You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.


You might be a redneck if:
You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.


You might be a redneck if:
You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.


You might be a redneck if:
You'd give your last dollar to a friend.


You might be a redneck if:
You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.



Hmmm... Since I consider myself a Bible clingin', gun totin', flag lovin', small town American; that would make me a redneck too, correct? Then so be it. I wear the title proudly.


And to think I don't even sit on my front porch in a Barcalounger, smokin' my corncob pipe, playin' the banjo as my one toothed husband plays the spoons and drinks an Old Mil while lookin' for UFO's.



Jeb plays the jug.

Woofth-Woofth


:> )

7 comments:

From A Creative Heart said...

I LOVE this!!!!!
And I am right there on the front porch with you...LOL
Hugs,
Debbie

Cat Nap Inn Primitives said...

scoot over! I will get my hand flute playing while you play the banjo..man you are good..from one redneck to another...SALUTE!!!:>)

Meadowbrook Cabin Primitives said...

AMEN !
darn tootin I am with you !
pass the chewin tobaccy !
Happy Thanksgiving ya all !
Hugs,
Linda

Sherry said...

AMEN!

Cookie said...

girrrrrrrrrl.... I was so tempted to post this on my blog too after you emailed it to me - love everything it says here and I'm with you 110%!

Meadowbrook Cabin Primitives said...

Peanut.. about the Christmas special vote... did the Walton's have a Christmas special.. ?
How about that old movie about the Department store -( set in New York City) Santa way back in the ...was it in the fifties.. ??? I do not remember the name of the movie..
Hugs,
Linda

Laura said...

What more can be said ! AMEN !!!

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