Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Someone Is Definitely...

on my sh*t list right at the moment.


About two weeks ago, I was determined to find myself some red mittens. Hubs and I went into town to the shoppin' mall and started the search. After hittin' about twelve stores I FINALLY found a pair. No, they didn't have snowflakes on 'em, but I took what I could get.


After comin' back from the grocery store today, I accidentally (and foolishly) left the closet door open a smidge, for about a minute and a half.


When I walked back into the kitchen I found this...



(Notice the dog hair evidence on it)

Guess who had it between her furry mitts, chewin' on it like it was her last meal before goin' to the electric chair?



I swear she must have come down from the ceilin' on wires like Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible because there is no way in heck she could have squeezed her butterball self through that door!


Oh and this isn't the first time she's destroyed articles of clothin'. No siree!
I have seen her spring up onto our coffee table like Mary Lou Retton to get at a pair of leather gloves.
Then there was the time my friend came over, removed her leather boots and within five minutes, she had completely chewed off the back of the heel. I had to buy her new boots. I've lost count of how many suede slippers she's eatin' but I'm pretty sure there would be enough for a centipede.


Now I get to look forward to her festive Christmas red "doggie landmines" tomorrow. Lucky me.


I'm so tempted to cram her in a basket and leave her on someone's doorstep with a note pinned to her but I know the next day she'd be back with a note sayin' "She's all yours!!"








8 comments:

Dogpatch Primitives said...

lol.....oh what a sweet sweet innocent looking angel. I'm sure she didn't mean any harm atall.

Janelle said...

That's just too dang funny - she looks so innocent laying there ;)
Red land mines? Ewwwwwwww....that doesn't sound fun at all!
Thanks for giving me such a good laugh in the morning...

Janelle

tattered 'n torn prims said...

I'm not sure I believe that that innocent little face could cause such havic.....are you sure it was that angelic darling? Maybe she'll knit you a scarf in her "landminds" as an apology!!!!

Sorry for snickering!!! I know how long it took you to find the very close to perfect pair!!! hee hee hee!!!

Stace

Cookie said...

geez... i left a post earlier today on this! Who took it ???

Anyway... I hope this lil angel doesnt start coughing up hairballs ... errrr.... yarnballs!

Laura said...

get her a break warden ! It is hard to break an addiction to yarn products !! heehee

FairHaven said...

LOL,that's great.My jackrussell,Molly ran off with baby Jesus from my Nativity set this week.I chased her down,"Bring back Baby Jesus!!!"I have a picture of her on my site,I had to put my nativity set on a tree to keep it from her.

~GoldieLoo Woodworks~ said...

Oh she is so cute! You got to love that face!

Merrie. said...

As a fellow human hostage of canines I commiserate with ya! But now, you know if ya left her on my door, I guees I would have to PAY you to take her back LOL!!! My furchildren would fall in love with her wonderful canine abilities and would have her "helping" them all too much; as for the technicolor canine presents; well lets just say that I get the glamourous duty around here of pulling things OUT OF the ole' poop chute! And it has happened more than once with this bunch. But I know I ( and you) would not have it any other way; hey I know; she is actually with the CIA (canine intelligence agency; well, the other one don't make much sense!) and she KNEW those gloves were coated with a toxin that is only fatal to humans!!!! Soooo... she saved ya!!! LOL!!! Merrie

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