Horse Humor...

Why did the horse go behind the tree?
To change his jockeys.

What do you call pony with a sore throat?
A little hoarse.

What did the bartender say to the horse?
Why such a long face?

How long should a horse's legs be?
Long enough to reach the ground.

What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?
Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

What did the horse say when it fell?
I've fallen and I can't giddyup!

Horses love corny jokes. It doesn't take much to make 'em laugh.
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