What do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.
Why did Dracula go to the doctor?
Because of his coffin.
Who turns the lights off at Halloween?
The light's witch.
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
When you're a mouse.
Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
Because he's always a goblin.
Why did the Vampire read the Wall Street Journal?
He heard it had great circulation.
What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?
The Fourth of Ghoul-ly.
What kind of ghost haunts a hen house?
A poultry-geist.
What's a monster's favorite bean?
A human bean.
What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?
An amoeboo.
Have a fun and safe Halloween weekend folks.
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5 comments:
Love the jokes! Have a safe and happy Halloween weekend!
Ali
Thanks for the giggles
T
those are too funny..have you heard the spoof song to monster mash..its called monster hash and getting trashed..it is too funny..have a happy halloween my friend.:)
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Have a wonderful and safe Halloween.
What do little goblins eat for breakfast? Ghost Toasties and Evaporated Milk. Happy Halloween.
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