Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure?
He was a little shellfish.
How does the Man in the Moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
What does a blonde owl say?
"What, What?"
What do you call a missing parrot?
A polygon.
What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can't tuna fish.
What did one volcano say to the other volcano?
"I lava you."
What is gray and has four legs and a trunk?
A mouse on vacation.
And my all-time favorite.
Where might you weigh a pie?
Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie.
(If you don't get it, try singing it to "Over the Rainbow.")
Have a terrific weekend everyone!
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2 comments:
I don't know whether to grin or groan. Love them. xoxo
those jokes were too funny and I had to sing it to get the last one..you are a goofball and I love ya for it..have a great weekend.;)
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