I've always loved that expression.
It seemed fitting for my Folk Art Goat.
My next creation was inspired by my sweet mini Dachshund. His name was Hans. I was blessed to have him for 15 years. We had to say goodbye to him a month after we moved into this ol' farmhouse.
He was as smart as a whip and literally flew through the air when I'd throw his tennis ball.
Hans was so cool, (back in the late 80's) my dear friend would pick him up in his Fiero (remember those?!) and they would "cruise for chicks."
He would tell me, "A girl can't resist a guy in a sports car with a cool Doxie." ((giggle))
I'm not sure how lucky either one of them got, but they sure did have fun driving around town.
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Okay. Maybe not that many coats. But it sure felt like it.
I have been hanging on to these old, antique shutters for years and years. I have a total of only three pairs. Two of the pairs hang in my keeping room windows. All painted black. None of them are the correct size for my windows but I don't give a rat's patootie. I love them.
So I decided to hang the last pair in our newly updated bathroom.
Sure I purposely bought pretty buffalo check fabric to make a curtain for the bathroom. But I didn't realize how dark it would still be in there. It's like a lovely bear cave with beadboard and a pedestal sink.
I then foolishly lovingly thought my sweet hubs wouldn't mind taking the time to gently pull one side of the curtain back, and neatly wrap the cute little button tie back I made and button it in place.
Well, the first few times he "gently pulled one side of the curtain back, and neatly wrapped the cute little button tie back I made and buttoned it in place."
The next few times it was haphazardly pulled back and the cute little button tie back was wrapped around the curtain like a bungee cord.
I knew it was time for a change when I saw the curtain off the window, across the chair and the tie back was laying on the floor.
I must say at the expense of my sweet hubs I had a good belly laugh when I saw that. ((giggle))
That was my ah-ha moment! The last pair of antique shutters will go on the bathroom window!!
How difficult can that be for him?!
I noticed how easy it was to put on the lbs. Unfortunately for me, a little too easy. Sigh.
Summer is on its way and I'm worried when I try to squeeze into and button my shorts, it will pop off and ricochet around the room like in those cartoons. (Ooooh, maybe I need to rub some butter around my waistline. Useful and tasty!)
So it's time for me to get a grip and realize I can't eat like I used to. I also need to get outside and exercise. Sadly rolling paint on interior walls isn't considered part of the P90X workout. D*mn.
I've been putting it off for many years but this past winter took its toll on it.
We desperately need a new front walkway.
When we first moved here (and I was much younger), I tackled laying field stone I found on our land.
It looked nice and I was happy with the outcome.
But time has dislodged, cracked and chipped much of the stone making it a bumpy and a "just waiting to snap an ankle" walkway.
After doing some research (and needing to be revived with smelling salts after seeing the exorbitant cost of pavers), I decided we'll try Quikrete's "Walkmaker."
It has great reviews and there are lots of examples online.
If any of you out there in blogland has used this product, please chime in!
I'd love to read your opinions!
So the only thing left to do is wait until the weather cooperates... which may be never.
We went from 81 degrees (48 hours ago) to 21 degrees today.
Sure the views aren't that great yet because everything needs to green up. But the snow is gone the temperature is warm and I can enjoy my kitchen window above the sink! Ahhh... The little pleasures in life are the best!!
A month ago, I thought my poor little, cedar sapling was on his last leg.
But when I checked on him, he showed me otherwise! YaY!! He's a fighter for sure.
"Stella the Slasher" was at it again.
In all her excitement with the nice weather and being able to play outside with her Frisbee, she jumped at my face and gave me a 3" long bloody, slice under my eye. So I won't be going anywhere for a while until that heals. If only she could have timed it better. Like around October 31st. I wouldn't need a costume.
I never thought to place furniture on and angle in a small room without a lot of wall space.
But I did and it worked! Hey, you live and learn.
I put the "new" (old) settee I recently picked up, on an angle and I'm diggin' it!
As you can see, I was being watched by the "peanut gallery."
I'd like to put a small table in front of that settee instead of the ottoman. But the girls use it as a springboard and thoroughly enjoy it. I also painted the ceiling. What pain in the *ss painting in between the beams.
Next, I've been wanting to paint the T.V. stand to coordinate with the new room color. So I did just that.
One of my pet peeves is exposed dvds. Makes me crazy! Reminds me of a dorm room.
I own no dvds. These are all my sweet hubs. They are just a tiny handful of his collection.
Since I have the attention span of a gnat, I find it difficult to sit through an entire movie. Which is probably why I haven't stepped into a movie theater since the 1980's. I believe the movie was "Raising Arizona."
Finally comes the "treasure hunting." I must give my sweet hubs credit for this one. I've never been in the upper part of our barn.
Me + no stairs + only a ladder access = Emergency Room visit.
So he tells me he found something up there he thinks I'm going to like.
It's a cool, old, beat up, long wooden box! My favorite!!
Sure it has a little bird poo and mouse poo in it, but that never hurt anybody!
Ummm... Actually, it has. I take that back.
I'll clean it up and leave it out in the sun. They say the sun is the best disinfectant. So if I don't die from Hantavirus Pulmonary Syndrome, we'll know that's a true statement.
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"I'm so optimistic I'd go after Moby Dick in a row boat and take the tartar sauce with me." ~Zig Ziglar
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I was over the moon when my "Dream" piece was in the Spring Issue of Prims magazine!
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I tend to be politically incorrect.
Ooops.
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In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths. Proverbs 3:6
I didn't realize Bret Michaels had a pooch...
I didn't realize 1980's Cher had a pooch...
I didn't realize Bill Nye the Science Guy had a pooch either...
Or Rick Springfield...
Or Shakira...
Or Katie Holmes...
Or Sharon Stone...
Or Rod Blagojevich...
Or Slash...
Or Helen Thomas...
Emo Philips...
Sonny and Cher...
Carrot Top...
Nancy Pelosi...
Or Buster Poindexter...
Alex Jones...
Whoopi Goldberg...
Henry Fonda...
Owen Wilson...
Billy Idol...
Steve Buscemi...
Andy Warhol...
John Kerry...
Jennifer Aniston...
Liz Taylor...
Buffy from Family Affair...
Christina Aguilera...
Marlo Thomas...
Smile...
October is breast cancer awareness month.
So don't forget to examine those boobies of yours.
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But ask now the beasts...
and they shall teach thee; and the fowls of the air, and they shall tell thee: Or speak to the earth, and it shall teach thee: and the fishes of the sea shall declare unto thee. Who knoweth not in all these that the hand of the LORD hath wrought this? In whose hand is the soul of every living thing, and the breath of all mankind.
Job 12:7-10
Be A Tree Planter...
Finally, the answer to that age old question...
Yep. He sure does.
A good read...
Other good reads...
Who says great art can't be funny?
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Country livin' puts a smile on yer face...
Stop Animal Cruelty...
Remember...
I'll even provide you the lighter fluid and match.
Wounded Warrior Project
For there shall arise...
false Christs, and false prophets, and shall show great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.
Matthew 24:24
This Sign Hangs By My Kitchen Sink...
This is why I firmly believe in the Second Amendment.
I have to make sure the dishes get done.
I believe in...
Otherwise, how would they pick all those blackberries in the woods?
2 Chronicles 7:14
If my people, which are called by My name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek My face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from Heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
Holstein Humor...
"Oh, sure they're nice, but are they real?"
If Holsteins Were Vain...
You never know who can save the day...
It isn't always Mighty Mouse.
Quotes To Ponder...
"Gratitude unlocks the fullness of life. It turns what we have into enough, and more. It turns denial into acceptance, chaos to order, confusion to clarity. It can turn a meal into a feast, a house into a home, a stranger into a friend. Gratitude makes sense of our past, brings peace for today, and creates a vision for tomorrow." ~Melody Beattie
"The first supermarket supposedly appeared on the American landscape in 1946. That is not very long ago. Until then, where was all the food? Dear folks, the food was in homes, gardens, local fields, and forests. It was near kitchens, near tables, near bedsides. It was in the pantry, the cellar, the backyard." ~Joel Salatin
"People see God every day, they just don't recognize Him." ~Pearl Bailey
"See what you have to ask yourself is what kind of person are you? Are you the kind that sees signs, that sees miracles? Or do you believe that people just get lucky? Or, look at the question this way: Is it possible that there are no coincidences?" ~from the movie "Signs."
"Talent is God given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be grateful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful." ~John Wooden
"Do not separate text from historical background. If you do, you will have perverted and subverted the Constitution, which can only end in a distorted, bastardized form of illegitimate government." ~James Madison
"All great change in America begins at the dinner table." ~Ronald Reagan
"Next time a sunrise steals your breath or a meadow of flowers leaves you speechless, remain that way. Say nothing, and listen as heaven whispers, "Do you like it? I did it just for you." ~ Max Lucado
"We need to find God, and he cannot be found in noise and restlessness. God is the friend of silence. See how nature - trees, flowers, grass - grows in silence; see the stars, the moon and the sun, how they move in silence... We need silence to be able to touch souls." ~Mother Teresa
"Hold on, my friends, to the Constitution and to the Republic for which it stands. Miracles do not cluster, and what has happened once in 6000 years, may not happen again. Hold on to the Constitution, for if the American Constitution should fail, there will be anarchy throughout the world." ~Daniel Webster
"If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money." ~Abigail Van Buren
"Reading about nature is fine, but if a person walks in the woods and listens carefully, he can learn more than what is in books, for they speak with the voice of God." ~George Washington Carver
"Every tomorrow has two handles. We can take hold of it with the handle of anxiety or the handle of faith." ~Henry Ward Beecher
"Guard against the postures of pretended patriotism." ~George Washington
"Fear can keep us up all night long, but faith makes one fine pillow." ~Unknown
"How can a society that exists on instant mashed potatoes, packaged cake mixes, frozen dinners, and instant cameras teach patience to its young?" ~Paul Sweeney
"Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life." ~John C. Geikie
"It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark." ~Howard Ruff, How to Prosper in the Coming Bad Years
"Happiness is an attitude. We either make ourselves miserable, or happy and strong. The amount of work is the same." Francesca Reigler
"We must not let our rulers load us with perpetual debt." ~Thomas Jefferson
"If the only prayer you said in your whole life was, "thank you," that would suffice." ~Meister Eckhart
"While seeking revenge, dig two graves - one for yourself." ~Doug Horton
"My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass." ~Leslie Grimutter
"Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other." ~Erma Bombeck
"Adopt the pace of nature: her secret is patience." ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
"All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing." ~Edmund Burke
"Happiness is inward, and not outward; and so, it does not depend on what we have, but on what we are." ~Henry Van Dyke
"Blessed are those that can give without remembering and receive without forgetting." ~Author Unknown
"The best way you can cheer yourself up is to cheer someone else up." ~Mark Twain
"Life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be." ~Grandma Moses
"When I'm worried and I can't sleep
I count my blessings instead of sheep. And I fall asleep, counting my blessings." ~Irving Berlin
"The best remedy for those who are afraid, lonely or unhappy is to go outside, somewhere where they can be quiet, alone with the heavens, nature and God. Because only then does one feel that all is as it should be and that God wishes to see people happy, amidst the simple beauty of nature." ~Anne Frank
"Use what talents you possess; the woods would be very silent if no birds sang except those that sang best." ~Henry van Dyke
"Slow down and enjoy life. It's not only the scenery you miss by going too fast-you also miss the sense of where you're going and why." ~Eddie Cantor
"Optimism is the cheerful frame of mind that enables a teakettle to sing, though in hot water up to its nose." ~Author Unknown
"The only people with whom you should try to get even are those who have helped you." ~John E. Southard
"Don't wait for people to be friendly, show them how." ~Author Unknown
"You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything --even poverty--you can survive it." ~Bill Cosby
"The most wasted of all days is one without laughter." ~EE Cummings
"Your life may be the only Bible some people read." ~Author Unknown
"Character is higher than intellect." ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Yes, we did produce a near-perfect republic. But will they keep it? Or will they, in the enjoyment of plenty, lose the memory of freedom? Material abundance without character is the path of destruction." ~Thomas Jefferson
"Have you had a kindness shown? Pass it on; 'Twas not given for thee alone, Pass it on; Let it travel down the years, Let it wipe another's tears. Pass it on." ~Rev. Henry Burton
"No act of kindness, however small, is ever wasted." ~Aesop
"Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life." ~Sandra Carey
"You always have a choice, even if it is only a choice of your attitude." ~Lucy MacDonald
"People are like stained-glass windows.
They sparkle when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within." ~Elisabeth Kubler-Ross
"Hem your blessings with thankfulness so they don't unravel." ~Author Unknown
"Treat everyone with politeness, even those who are rude to you - not because they are nice, but because you are." ~Author Unknown
"A good character is the best tombstone. Those who loved you and were helped by you will remember you when forget-me-nots have withered. Carve your name on hearts, not on marble." ~Charles H. Spurgeon
"God gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today. Have you used one to say thank you?" ~William A. Ward
I complained that I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. ~Native American Indian Proverb
"I don't think of all the misery but of the beauty that still remains." ~Anne Frank, The Diary of a Young Girl
"Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference." ~Winston Churchill
"Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things." ~Robert Brault
"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." ~Herm Albright, quoted in Reader's Digest, June 1995
"There will be a tomorrow that exists without me. And I know that. When that day arrives, I want my life to have meant something. I want this world to be brighter. I want this world to be happier. I want people to have smiled more and to have laughed more because I've spent time here. And if I accomplish that, I will look down and I will smile." ~Mike Litman
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Is in a tiny hamlet, in rural Central New York, United States
I am a primitive folk artist who is living happily ever after with my sweet husband in the beautiful rural countryside of Central New York. I have a love for nature and American history. I literally walk out my door and get inspired by the beauty around us.
I have been creating for as long as I can remember and will continue until these tired ol’ hands won’t allow me to. This is my passion.
If my creations and silly humor brings a smile to your face then I've accomplished what I set out to do. It’s that simple...